The Parable of the Bed
“…I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for…
April 19, 2015-
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Mythical Bitches
I went to an amusement park when I was 15 or so with the family. As I was heading…
April 16, 2015 -
Murdering Crows and Lost Boys
Heaven is action, living, this very moment the freedom to move in it untethered, and those moments yet to…
April 14, 2015 -
In Loving Memory
09.06.88~12.13.14 First Motherfucking Love (FML), 26, of Michael and Sarah (Kincardine, Ontario), passed away on December 13, 2014 kicking…
April 12, 2015 -
Killing Time
When I got dumped there was a disturbance in the force, like a million voices crying out, or just…
April 9, 2015 -
Take me to Church
It should be abundantly clear by now that I don’t attend church. I make my own days of worship…
April 7, 2015 -
Biker Body Pillow
And lo there was a blinding light and a BIG ba-da boom. And there appeared unto the girl an…
April 5, 2015 -
The Return of the King
I feel like Jacob Two Two meets the Hooded Bill Murray on Groundhog Day part two, the fucking sequel.…
April 2, 2015 -
Come With Me, NOW
‘Strange how we decorate pain.’ ~ Margaret Atwood (put a bird on it ~ Portlandia) My internal dialog…
March 31, 2015 -
Chicken Little the Harpy
Children have to go through a period of going crazy. I mean, of course, you don’t want it to…
March 29, 2015