Take it Back
I have said before, my suspension of disbelief is incredible. Stick me in a movie theater and I am…
September 7, 2015-
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Sunday Best
When I say Sunday, you think…? Football? Nope. Fun-day? Kinda. Dinner? Getting warmer. Church? Yep. I don’t praise…
September 6, 2015 -
The Dress
This dress. If you have been reading up to now, you know my boobs are weird. If you have…
September 5, 2015 -
Thou Shall Not Covet (oh Ashley Madison)
“How do we first begin to covet Clarice? … “We covet what we see every day.” (Silence of the…
September 5, 2015 -
The Nothing
“The man in black fled across the desert. The gunslinger followed. The desert was the apotheosis of all deserts…
August 30, 2015 -
Do No Harm
I posted a meme the other day. JesusfuckingChristinasidecar. I am getting fucking redundant. And swearing…a lot. The first I…
August 28, 2015 -
Storm Comin’
Thunder only happens when it’s raining, Players only love you when they’re playin’. Fleetwood Mac (see also, she broke…
August 27, 2015 -
Dating the Dead
I is getting mighty fucking tired of writing obituaries. Alternately feeling like a nurse at a hospice, hovering bedside,…
August 24, 2015 -
Love Songs, Drug Songs (X Ambassadors)
Say ‘pumpkin spice latte’ 3 times in front of a mirror and a gluten-free-spinning-vegan-white-girl in yoga pants will appear…
August 18, 2015 -
Tempestuous Tempest
“you say you’ll give me…a harbour in the tempest” ~ U2 Fuck that, life became the perfect storm. Low…
August 17, 2015