Twisted Limbs
“More than anything God loves admiration.” “Are you saying God is vain?” “Nah, no not vain, just wanting to…
March 20, 2016-
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Lightning Sex, a Retrospective.
She opened the door and her breath caught in her throat. The Giant in all his towering…
March 18, 2016 -
So Say I
A girl at work asked me to borrow $20 so she could go home. I said “no, clear my…
March 17, 2016 -
Opiates versus Orgasms
Captain’s log. Day 2. This sucks. I have got to start talking about something else. Anything really. I am…
March 15, 2016 -
Tantric Tantrums
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Also something about butterfly wings and…
March 13, 2016 -
Be Water, Move Mountains.
I am not for everyone. I know this. But if one more of my friends says “fuck…
March 10, 2016 -
Indiana Jones and the Sweater of Doom
March 6th 2:30am As I was drifting off, a thought made me sit up and utter a rather loud…
March 8, 2016 -
Instant Karma
My magic came back so hard and fast I am reeling from it. Punch drunk, trying to sort through…
March 8, 2016 -
Not in my House
I feel like Dikembe Mutombo. No no no, not in my house. (slaps the boy away) Every prophet in…
March 6, 2016 -
Are you there God? It’s me
I’m totally not going to do that. I couldn’t sleep at night, and my soul was wondering why.…
March 6, 2016