Tinder and the Really Big Fish
I shut that shit down 2-3 weeks ago now? I don’t know exactly, just more time has passed…
August 8, 2016-
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Firewalking
The neighbors are fighting again. At least she is fighting back this time. She sounds like a different…
August 7, 2016 -
Safety Joe and other Prophecies
Oh forfucksakes, goddammit. It actually is. Now what? Can I evict them? Do they have somewhere to go?…
August 6, 2016 -
Who is this Masked Man?
Who is he really? I have no idea. There exists a meme that makes the…
August 4, 2016 -
Of Course You can Touch my Butt
Oh honey, you had a bad day? Come over here, tuck yourself into me. And of course you…
August 3, 2016 -
All the Damned Vampires
“That’s what this place is. One Giant Coffin.” I have never thought of a more apt…
August 2, 2016 -
Medusa’s Other Curse
On a long enough timeline everyone settles into the boxes I put them in. He’ll stop blowing the…
August 1, 2016 -
The Graveyard of Almost
My ex-husband sent me to therapy. Told me I couldn’t come home until I saw someone to ‘tame…
July 31, 2016 -
Enough Buddhas
Roommate (aka my Sunshine) says “We have enough Buddhas.” Considering the size of our apartment, she is probably…
July 28, 2016 -
Tinder and the No Good Very Bad Date
And this little masochist is lifting up her dress. I put up a status about feeling like shit…
July 27, 2016