Surrender
I stole this photo from Biker Body Pillow’s shop’s Instagram. I needed it. If you are ever in Toronto…
April 7, 2018-
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Drunk Words
For the record I do not regret the things I’ve said when I was drunk. Except maybe when I…
April 5, 2018 -
Here Comes Your Man
I need a hard reset. A trip into the woods sounds like bliss right now. I miss my…
April 2, 2018 -
Don’t Panic (full blue moon halfway through retrograde)
I started re-watching The Good Place on Netflix. I won’t spoil any of it, if you haven’t seen it,…
March 31, 2018 -
The Cathouse Chronicles featuring Stompy Magoo
I have a group chat going with the girls from home, I regale them with tales of Stompy as…
March 30, 2018 -
Jeff’s Sad Face
My friend is continuously putting the sad face emoji under my blog posts. STAAAAAHP. I’m not sad. Don’t be…
March 28, 2018 -
Sticking Your Dick in Crazy
I have many a man friend back home and 90% of them, at one point have stuck their dick…
March 22, 2018 -
Everything’s Fine
Anyone who has read all of these things I write might remember I was born backwards. Full truth is…
March 21, 2018 -
Letting Go
I haven’t been writing much. I have a bunch of tabs open but I can’t seem to finish anything.…
March 20, 2018 -
Outta my Head
Not complaining, evaluating. I had to take sleeping pills to drop off last…
March 7, 2018