“I was drunk the entire time. But mostly on Thursdays.”
Guess who showed up last night? The Giant. Not physically, he just texted. But that was enough. It’s been…
May 11, 2018-
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Effort = Reward
Not hurt, just irritated. Just did what I said he was gonna do. Heaven forbid I ever get to…
May 9, 2018 -
Strip Club Shenanigans and a Deadpool T-shirt
I’ve been a magical magpie stripper this week. Men keep gifting me blue and shiny things. Gifts include… Denim…
May 9, 2018 -
The Amaryllis
Oh for a moment What a moment this is Oh for a moment of forgetting Is a moment of…
May 7, 2018 -
Unicorns and Feelings
My buddy messaged me this morning in a slight panic. “The strippers got me really drunk and I accidentally…
May 6, 2018 -
Third Time
Melvin ordered you three doubles back to back to back You were smiling and giggling one second And telling…
May 5, 2018 -
Dodging Bullets and other Silver Linings
I might stop to let you catch me but I think that you would find me on my knees.…
May 3, 2018 -
One Way Trip
Live through this and you won’t look back. The Stars, Your Ex-Lover is Dead Yesterday was full of small…
May 2, 2018 -
More than This? Nope.
I didn’t quite end up saying what I actually wanted to say yesterday. I supposed part of me is…
April 30, 2018 -
Never Forever
On a long enough timeline, everything ends. There is no such thing as forever and for this I am…
April 29, 2018