Literal Magic
You got to know when to hold em, Know when to fold em Know when to walk away, Know…
June 10, 2018-
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Cathouse Chronicles: The Key Master and the Greater Good
Convo of the day Tina: uh oh, you’re smoking in your room. I’m gonna tell mom. Me: (oh god)…
June 5, 2018 -
Blood from a Stone? Nope
There’s one thing I want to say, so I’ll be brave You were what I wanted I gave what…
June 4, 2018 -
9 1/2 Weeks
We have to keep believing it’s gonna be okay ‘cause if we don’t we’re lost Maybe we’re lost anyways.…
May 30, 2018 -
Begin, Again
Talking to my girl about noods and foods. We both love good food. I sent her a video about…
May 27, 2018 -
Disappointing Seals
The title of my last post was mildly misleading. I didn’t explain the Dildo part. Nor Dick’s really. Clickbait…
May 22, 2018 -
Dildo, Dicks and a Tiny Dino
par·a·digm shift noun a fundamental change in approach or underlying assumptions. Needed that. I woke from a strange dream…
May 21, 2018 -
Jinx Removing
Ex hubby messaged because he’s having reoccurring dreams that I’m yelling and drowning. I’m trying to convince him I’m…
May 17, 2018 -
Monday is a Creepy Fuck Boy
I went looking for my horoscope before I started writing this. It’s not there yet, but this was… Sacred…
May 15, 2018 -
We are Young
Once upon a time I went to see “Get Out” with a 25 year old Scorpio who did steroids.…
May 14, 2018