Sex with the Ex
I rushed this to print as I was having a rushed morning and I forgot 2 important things. One…
September 23, 2017-
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Puppets and Parallels
One time a thing occurred to me, what’s real and what’s for sale, blew a kiss and tried…
May 12, 2017 -
Love and Puppets
It all comes down to that Rammstein song. “Du hast” (you have) or “Du hasst” (you hate) I am…
May 11, 2017 -
Scorpios and Sex Machines
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Now would be an excellent time to add deft new nuances to the ways you…
April 25, 2017 -
50 Ways to Stay with your Lover
We aren’t. Wish granted. Ta da Abracadabra. How bow dat? The gods always smile on brave women. Granted…
April 18, 2017 -
Hey Jealousy
“The green fairy that lives in the absinthe wants your soul.” Bram Stoker’s Dracula There is another green fairy…
April 5, 2017 -
Hard to Swallow
I have come to realize my sin is pride. It was not I who drove the wolves away, it…
March 31, 2017 -
I Only Date Beasts
Bittersweet and strange Finding you can change Learning you were wrong Tale as old as time Beauty and the…
March 21, 2017 -
My Bookhouse
I got tattooed in Arizona at a place called the The Bookhouse. By a man named…
September 17, 2016 -
Boys Lie
Not poetry exactly. But pillow talk. My girls wanted vacation dick and vacation dick they got.…
September 2, 2016