Anyone else remember Tobias Funke’s audition for the fire sale in Arrested Development?
I am having a fire sale of sorts and his over the top performance is perfect for the commercial.
I am honor bound by my patron planet not to do or say anything new, plan anything or exist really. Just staying in my loop and in my lane.
Since Papa Mercury is doing his first backwards dance across the sky and I will be in strict quarantine for the duration I just wanted to let everyone know what is happening here.
I am going to go back through the 700+ articles I have written here. Mild edits, some full deletions and every single one will stop halfway through and be linked to the patreon account to finish reading.
Now, it is not a pay-per-view situation.
Not exactly. You CAN pick and choose if you wish.
If you want a pdf copy of any article, comment below the article and I will find it along with your email.
$1 per post, bulk discounts available.
Otherwise…
SOME CONTENT WILL REMAIN FREE, THINK BLOG AND FACEBOOK PAGE PLUS A DIARY.
Or…
$1 per month gets you uninterrupted access to the archives and all posts moving forward.
$2 per month gets you access to ‘patreon only’ posts plus all archives, and new articles.
$5 gets you digital copies of both books plus the stuff above.
There are other more expensive tiers and ‘offerings’ in trade, instead of subscriptions are also an option.
Once I hit 100 subscribers, I will post teaser chapters of the 3 books I am working on and I will be adding a patreon only snapchat account once I get back to my space and equipment and find my fucking center.
I am trying to figure out how to do yearly discounted subscriptions to patreon to make it easier for everyone, including me, but you all know I am a techno peasant at best and I am at the whim of both retrograde and friends helping me out.
This wordpress platform is crumbling, I never used it to it’s full potential, nor maintained it properly and it is entirely possible that I will not renew my godaddy web ownership et al.
But I think that is August, so a long way off.
You have time.
I wanted to thank my dedicated readers, say hello to the new ones and express my gratitude to you all for getting me this far.
Yes, I am having a massive existential crisis.
Maybe it will pass, maybe it won’t.
But you can be damned sure I will write about all of it, just not here.
With love, light, lust and very little grace, warmest regards and best wishes
Sarah